Gatter's Birthday - June 17, 2008
Ever have a friend who insists HIS birthday is the one day of the year that governments around the world should universally recognize as a sacred day? Uh...not us. But the the GatMan of Rock n Roll just turned 29 again. Last year the boys in the band got Bill a 6 foot by 8 foot poster of Johnny Cash flipping a proud middle finger at the camera. So this year we decided to up the ante and actually bought him a new middle finger. The Gatman that is...not Mr. Cash. Thanks to some good friends in Hendersonville, TN the GatMan now owns a 4-inch middle finger that has a unique Man in Black quality and aroma to it. No further details available at this time.
As has become a tradition this year's birthday celebrations included two young brunettes enamored with the GatMan's slapping and thumping abilities. "Dirty Old Egg Suckin Dog" that he is the GMan educated the ladies on the finer points of Jackson and did some role playing as the Wichita Lineman and a Boy Named Sue. Thank God no video cameras were present in the master bedroom. I can't wait til he turns 29 again next year.....
As has become a tradition this year's birthday celebrations included two young brunettes enamored with the GatMan's slapping and thumping abilities. "Dirty Old Egg Suckin Dog" that he is the GMan educated the ladies on the finer points of Jackson and did some role playing as the Wichita Lineman and a Boy Named Sue. Thank God no video cameras were present in the master bedroom. I can't wait til he turns 29 again next year.....